Hello,

Today, my blog is about girls. To be a little more precise, girls that float my boat, you know girls that get my windmill thing spinning, girls that make raise my eye brows, girls that are preeeetty.

I think I like the werido girls. You know, not your everyday ones that everyone likes that are like super popular and stuff (rah rha rah Megan Fox rah rah rah Taylor Swift rah rah rah some random girl off Gossip Girl…) Sounds weird doesn’t it? I think its cause, I don’t ever think it could work with a normal girl, the popular ones, since they are so cool and stuff and I’m… not. lol (also forgetting the fact that they are all famous and stuff LOL)

I don’t really know what’s bringing on this train of thought and hence this blog entry, maybe its the electric blue im wearing? who knows… but yeah… werido girls?

“Hi Tim, I’m Zooey Deschanel and yes I’ll dump Ben Gibbard to go out with you.”

Anywhos I was just looking around the interweb and I happened to stumble upon the coolest girl in the world!!

haha and probably my latest… uummmm… for a lack of words… internet crush? (i guess so…)

But yeah she plays like games (like WOW) and music (has her own band!) and makes video blogs and stuff. And personally I really think it could work out! you know like between me and her, cause I play games!! (surprise surprise) and I play music (guitar but not really well…) and I write blogs! So yeah… you know she’s only like 22 and lives in Toronto Canada. So what’s that? Like two years difference in age and like 15,562 kilometers difference in location? THAT’S NOTHING!

Here’s the plan:

So all I’ll have to do is get famous from playing guitar, get signed, release and album, go on tour, then go on an overseas tour to Canada, then become her opening act, play a few songs, talk to her, woo her, possibly play some DS with her (I think this will be the key) and hey presto. I’m in. Right?

RIGHT?

OR I could do the more sensible thing and get a life.

Anywhos I’m going to finish watching all of her video blogs.

- idiot timothey