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Hi,

So it was my birthday two days ago… I guess I’m 20 years old now.

It’s strange, because I don’t really feel 20. I still like to have kid’s cereal for breakfast, donuts for lunch, Oreo McFlurrys with chocolate cake for dinner. I like to watch cartoons, play DS and pretend that I’m really good at yo-yos.

But I’ve got to say, this year was probably the best birthday ever. And that’s really impressive, because there are some really really “good” birthdays out there. Like the birthday where my mum invited my whole year 2 class over to my house for a birthday party, the time where my friend gave me a Pokemon cards booster pack and I got a Charizard card! Umm… and the time where I almost got all my friend run over by a speeding van.

Hhaha well as you can see my really really “good” birthdays weren’t that “good” LOL But this year’s was seriously the best. I know that recount blogs are excruciatingly boring, and that I suck at writing them, But this is more of a thank you blog to everyone who came and helped arrange my birthday party for me.

The day started like a normal Wednesday, which involved me being excited to see my friend Nam for our morning finance tutorial. Not knowing what was planed ahead, I had sent a whole bunch of text messages the night before, inviting people to Luna Park where I had planned to have my birthday party.

While we were listening to our tutor I had noticed that Nam was texting on his mobile phone alot that morning. And although I had found this strange, I shrugged it off, assuming that Nam had maybe gotten him self a girlfriend or something.

After the tutorial was over, we started to make our way back to the green. This is where I had asked everyone to meet before we would trek to Luna Park. However, Nam had paused and asked me to go to Market City with me to “check out this sale”. Not interested I said that I had already arranged to meet everyone out on the grass at eleven and that I was late. So we started to walk again. However this time, Nam had started to walk very slowly. Usually Nam would take his normally un-normal big strides and I would have to struggle to keep up. But today, he was loitering and shuffling his way.

When we had reached the green, we both sat down on the steps and decided to wait for everyone else to show up. After about half an hour passed, no body had shown up, and I had started to lose hope. And after about and hour had passed I started to get depressed. Even to the point where I had asked Nam to “screw everyone else, lets go drinking”.

Then Nam suggested that instead of waiting out on the grass, we should go the IT lounges. Tentatively, I agreed. We reached the door of the lounge where I had put in my pass key and…

SURPRISE!

Everyone was there with streamers and balloons and smiles.

Unfortunately, everyone who had arranged and attended this surprise party did not know that I did not have a “surprised face”. Where a normal person would have a surprised face that would look something like =0 or :0, my face looked at little like =/ or :s. Which confused everyone to think that I was upset or mad. I should probably take some kind of acting lessons…

But after this initial confusion, the party had gone under way where we all had stuffed our faces with the delicious food, lollies and CAKE. We then played duck duck goose and musical chairs, further proving why I don’t feel like I deserve to be 20 years old.

And all of this was made possible by all of my friends who attended and this girl.

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Thanks for everything.

- 20timothy

Hi everyone, (long time no blogy blog)

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Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

The reason why I haven’t blogged in so long there is a huge croquembouquesdalfkj on the top of this entry is because this is one of my life goals.

What this means is that one of my life goals has changed. Yep, unknown to some and probably many my previous life goal was to marry a pastry chef! The reason behind this was because if I was to marry a pastry chef I could enjoy tasting all of her creations that she  would make for work!!

OMG can you imagine that? My life would be perfect!! Me and my pastry chef wife. LOL

Also my pastry chef wife would teach me how to make my own pastry desserts! and we could have fun creating tasty treats together. LOL She could even teach me how to crack an egg (something I really suck at) sigh…

BUT yeah! This has all changed. It all came down to a bet that I lost against a friend, where the loser had to bake something for the winner…

Although at first I found baking tough and complicated (the whole following instructions and stuff) but after a while I actually started enjoying it! Especially the letting-0thers-taste-what-you-have-made part!

With this new found knowledge and skills, I no longer need to marry a pastry chef (well… I dunno it would still be REALLY good to marry one!) because now I can make my own deserts and with them, I can seduce all the pretty girls in the world with my cookies! (peanut butter and choc chip to be exact)

- Pastry Chef Tim

Hey everyone,

It seems like my blogging has slowed down… and this sucks… and i think i know why this is happening. Well… it might be a combination of two things.

Firstly, i am going to blame this all on twitter. Why? Well let me bore you with my theory (my excuse…).  Twitter is sometimes referred to as a “micro-blogging website” now if my definition/knowledge of the English language is correct, the word “micro” means something small (LOL) so if i am constantly writing these “micro-blogs” everyday, MAYBE it is twitter that is using up all of my creativity and thus the lack of blogs.

If that didn’t make sense, i think the equation below will make things a bit clearer.

Tim + Twitter x Blogging = Tim + Blogging/Twitter

Where:

Blogging (average blog per month) = 4

Twitter (average twitter per month) = 50

Tim + 50 x 4 = Tim + 4/50

So… Tim = umm

LOL i dunno… maybe a smart person could have made a good joke out of this…

Secondly, there is a massive lack of interesting shit happening…

Maybe its just because im just a really boring person.

ANYWHOS, lately ive been watching a show called Lawrence Leung’s Choose Your Own Adventure on ABC every week on Wednesdays at 9 30 pm. Basically this is a show where this guy called Lawrence Leung pursues all of his childhood dreams. The last episode aired a few days ago and in the episode Lawrence mentioned that one of his greatest achievements is achieving the number one spot on google. (this means when you search his name on google, his website/blog will be the first thing to come up) And this gave me a pretty good idea.

I want to become the number one Tim Wakulicz on google. LOL (how original)

However after thinking about this i realized that this was a pretty pointless ambition since there arnt very many “Tim Wakulicz“’s out there and it wouldn’t be that hard to become number one. Maybe if my name was something like John Smith. THEN becoming number one would be a feat that would be matched by non other then climbing Everest.

But yeah… can’t be bothered.

OH, i almost forgot… the poll! Well thank you everyone who voted on the poll i think its about time i take it down. It looks like it came down to an even score of 4 people voting for cake and 4 people voting for death. (quite emo? who knows.)

Umm just before i finish, whoever reads this should check out a band called A Day To Remember ive been listening to them quiet alot lately.

Alright thanks for reading.

- tweeting timothy.